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Corn Flakes

Blond, to which you are invited an intellectual Professor of philology and anthropology? He is fluent in five foreign languages? And the best gift for her – a book? Then choose the volume of poems or sayings, memoir or encyclopedia, maybe the book in its original language? All this will help break another stereotype: the "Library to them. Lenin. In the reading room of silence, Ph.D., professor of writing the dissertation. Eliot Horowitz gathered all the information. Here in the hall comes to a cute blonde, goes to the librarian and says: – Give me some hamburger, fries and cola! Librarian (in shock) in a low voice: – Girl! This is also the library! A girl in a whisper: – Oh, sorry, hamburger, fries and cola "You can, of course, be accompanied by a book and a bottle of Coke, saying that the burgers over There is one stereotype that you can destroy it. Thus, the stereotype of number 5: "- What does a blonde, sitting down at my computer? – Cries, because he sees a mouse! "Giving can all – from tricked out computer accessories to him.

For example, there premilenkie rosy keyboard on the box which reads "for blondes, mouse pink with rhinestones, pink headphones decorated with thousands of crystals. And what you are looking for a gift for Blondes – pink laptop? Many manufacturers have long produced their laptops all the possible shades of pink. But now a barrel of tar (jokes about blondes), and find one drop of honey. "Two blondes were sitting, discussing nuclear physics, suddenly one another said: – Silence! Let's talk about my gear, guys go "You now know for sure that jokes about blondes solid fudge? And they just cleverly disguised? Then u will be able to figure out how to break the stereotype of the blonde this story and that it give: "The blonde call a friend: – Listen, come and help me. I have a monster of a puzzle, and I can not figure out how to get started. – And what you must get a result? – Interests of others. – Well, judging by picture on the box – it's a tiger – is responsible blonde.

A friend decides to come and help her. She admits it and carries to the table where everything is already laid out the pieces of the puzzle. He studies the pieces for a few seconds, then looks at the box then turns to her and said: – First, no matter what we do, but we can not collect from these pieces of anything resembling a tiger. Secondly, I advise you to relax – let's have coffee and then we remove all these Corn Flakes back in the box. " Go ahead, let your imagination tells you. And yet, choosing a gift, remember that not all blondes – Blondes really are. Some – just blond hair!

Best Attribute

In the present-day human society sometimes you can catch up with the situation when the nuances of the exterior of the power to be almost dictate the financial success of a particular event. It might also appear at conferences, and at the conclusion of certain contracts, and in the daily life of a business entrepreneur. One of the fragments of paramount image has always been and will remain a mobile phone. Once it were cufflinks, handkerchiefs and tie clips, these days – multifunction devices, the first of which is a mobile phone. But the new development will soon become obsolete, and not significantly just to get an elegant phone, and in addition, and Phone fairly modern, with an optimum number of required capabilities. One of the numbers are so valuable for the image elements in a position to be a phone Vertu, which really can choose the most original species. At the same time traditional or custom colors provide an opportunity to not only select the best solution for every situation, but also add their own image is such a tint range, which is imagined you particularly appropriate for this situation. But mobile phones Vertu – extremely expensive, but if you want to use it primarily as an element by the image, then do not make much sense to pay for the original and for many days to wait for delivery.

So how can the much less significant money to buy Vertu copy, and enjoy all sorts of design advantages Vertu at much less a high price. When purchasing a mobile phone Vertu within two weeks, made a purchase there is an opportunity to give back the product if found revealed that he was not very good quality. However, this precaution is often unnecessary: the original and copies of mobile phones Vertu Vertu all available in a very substantial capacity. The unconventional design of Vertu, which is used in cellular telephones, and other multi-purpose technology, appreciate and master of design and even those who are in fact not a good judge of phones. Bright and lovely, Vertu phones can have a magical effect, allowing higher quality to use your business opportunities. If you are seeking your Vertu phone to buy a real version, should carefully consider the model that you would like to choose. As every year, Vertu offers a fresh design and development, spending a lot of money one day, you face the risk that a few months later company will offer a new model of mobile phone, which will be to your taste you do not have a lot less and you want to buy it. Buying phone Vertu, you can remain confident in the high level of quality of purchased equipment, and at the same time in so that this design solution with a guarantee you will be able to select from a single mass of other people. Save your individuality with the use of phones Vertu.

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